Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...