Imagine this.
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...