Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...