The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body he lifts weights...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...