More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Not specific enough!
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...