Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.