The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.