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Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Shortage of parachutes
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What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...