Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...