Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...