Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...