Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...