Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...