How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
worm’s favorite band
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Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...