Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
The autograph book
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A snail buys a fast new car
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Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
I have a Microsoft waiter
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