Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Possible IBM acronyms
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What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
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If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...