Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...