Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...