Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...