The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Cast the first stone!
Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!