Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...