Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...