Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...