Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...