How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…