Notice of a Class Action Suit
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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
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She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Emacs acronyms
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Why did the fly fly?
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