What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...