Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.