Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...