Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...