The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...