Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...