How are lawyers like sperm?
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Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Programming language acronyms
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...