Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...