How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
I Want to Buy That
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Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Clever Doggie
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
A game of animal football
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Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...