How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...