DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Blonde on blonde
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...