Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...