Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...