Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...