More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!