Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...