Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...