Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...