Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...