come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...