Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...