The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...