A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...