Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
INVESTMENT ALERT!
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...