Ugly person illness
|A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack....
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...