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Murphy said to his daughter
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MasterCard for Men
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Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
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The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Little Johnny Answers.
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What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
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Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
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Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
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